So, I take it you need to reach me for some reason. Well, I can guarantee this form will get your message to me... eventually. See, what it does is it sends me an email, and when I read my mail, I'll find it. Except that I do sometimes go a day or two without reading my mail. So, you might not get a response quickly. But if that's okay, then go right ahead!
You may also try my phone -- it's on my about page -- but be aware I will be sorely pissed if you wake me up, so try not to. For that matter, it's a cell phone: text me! I definitely read my texts!