Contact Narc

So, I take it you need to reach me for some reason. Well, I can guarantee this form will get your message to me... eventually. See, what it does is it sends me an email, and when I read my mail, I'll find it. Except that I do sometimes go a day or two without reading my mail. So, you might not get a response quickly. But if that's okay, then go right ahead!

You're also welcome to try my other contact details -- they're on my about page, and they're at least reasonably likely to also work. Just be aware I will be sorely pissed if you wake me up, so try not to.



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